Get To Know Your Local 515 Crew
It was a wonderful day.
It’s a new “Delta Force” Era
Addison “Virgil” Kester
(As I Promised)
The edge of the glass sparkles from across the empty candlelit bar, its owner slouched slightly over it, chin resting on his left palm. He is a man of great height as well as great power, mind drenched with wisdom squelched from years of travel not over geographical space but the recesses of his own mind. He stares forward, thoughts focused perhaps not on past lovers or great wealth but on Halloween costumes, lost prophecies or Mortal Combat. This man once talked Medusa into a double chocolate milkshake when she threatened to take his life. He made the Olympic diving team just to throw a killer cannonball on TV. He doesn’t wear sunglasses because his eyes are polarized. He invented short shorts Friday when he grew 6 inches overnight. He is Virgil Maynard Kester.
A cloaked figure dressed in black enters the room and sits next to Virgil, copying his posture, staring straight ahead.
The barkeep glides over, nods at the newcomer. He shakes his head. The barkeep looks to Virgil, who in turn pushes his glass forward.
The barkeep fills it with ice. The cloaked man finally speaks.
“So, we doing this?”
Virgil at last stirs, shifting his gaze to the barkeep who is poised with his beverage gun ready over his rock-filled glass.
The Barkeep sighs as Dr. Pepper flows over the cubes.
Virgil Responds:
“Only if we do it well.”
(Ben Wrote All That)
Tristan & Ben
These two men are the life of parties they’ve never attended. Tristan’s facial hair has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
Ben’s personality is so magnetic that he is unable to carry credit cards. Every time these two men go to the beach, dolphins appear.
They never save for a rainy day.
Ben’s blood smells like cologne, and Tristan’s like freshly baked apple pie. They both once worked tirelessly for an entire summer in a joint effort to teach a horse how to read.
The horse will have a novel coming out this August published by Harper Collins.
Years ago, the duo built a small city out of blocks – Today over 600,000 people live and work there.
Once Tristan held in a sneeze, and the internet went down for 5 minutes. Ben never sneezes. Never.
In the late 70′s, the two young men decided to record themselves during their weekly poker game – Hip/Hop was born.
Jen
Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision.
The ability to direct individual accomplishments toward organizational objectives.
It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results…
Thank you Mr. Carnegie
Laura
Her Sign: Sagittarius
Favorite Quotation: “Bread Makes You Fat?!”
Drink Of Choice: Water
Desert Island Album: Jordan Knight’s Single “Give It To You”
Professional Aspirations: Rockstar
Jules
Jules once met Carson Daily – He still owes Carson $5
The Cantankerous Mr. Finch
Caleb doesn’t actually work at the 515 anymore.
So, I suppose there is no reason to have him on this page other then to inform everyone that he indeed no longer works at the 515.
After much debate, we think this new-found knowledge will increase sales and improve the overall reputation of the 515.
Zachariah Paliah Lindseriah
Zach loves the Bee Gees. He knows every song by heart. He once met Barry Gibbs and wet himself out of excitement. Zach is often heard behind the 515 bar trying his best to mimic the smooth R&B falsetto that made the Gibbs so popular in the early 40′s. Zach also once fought a bear in the alps… well, i suppose one should use the term “fought” loosely – the bear was actually attracted to Zach’s beloved salami lunchable, and seeing as Zach was unwilling to give this treasure up, a conflict did follow. Truth be told, it was the love for the Bee Gees that brought the two together and ultimately resolved the conflict. They still write to each other.
Miy-Khool
1. loves dried bananas
2. andrew wk is a thing of legend
3. thinks the second Wallflowers album was over-produced
4. aspires to own a van (currently owns a truck)
5. enjoys dark chocolate, hates sun dried tomatoes
Miss Okumoto
More To Come